Jay plays sexy doctor to Tara after she gets a second-degree burn from a blast of scalding hot air. Frank and Erin enjoy a post-sex thank you basket filled with meats and cheeses. Derek mopes through Truth or Dare game. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Follow Onion Digital Studios on Twitter: www.twitter.com Like the gift basket but missed the sex? Check out Erin and Frank getting busy in Episode 1: bit.ly
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