I Told You I Was Freekie – Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

I Told You I Was Freekie (Freaky) Flight Of The Conchords Series Two – Episode Nine – Wingmen Girl Im gonna take the month of August off Just to get you off Im freaky Im gonna clear the tabletop We’re gonna need a mop I’m freaky Lets take a photo of a goat in a boat Then we can float in the moat and be freaky (Freaky) Lets take my body and we’ll cover it with honey Stick some money to the honey Now I’m covered in money, honey I go outside onto the ledge and push my ass against the glass You can act like you don’t know me I take a cup and then I put it on my head And I just stand there being freaky with a cup on my head I told you I was freaky (I told you I was freaky, baby) You didn’t believe me (Don’t look at me) I told you I was freaky (Look at me) Girl, lets get freaky Let’s make two life size cardboard cut outs of our bodies And then pose them into sensual positions I paint the wallpaper pattern onto your naked skin Stand against the wallpaper And ends up like chameleons I flip some clips on my lips I clip some chips to your hips I nibble chips off your hips And watch the moon eclipse I go outside and get some leaves And pretend to be a tree You can be a squirrel And store my nuts for me I told you I was freaky (He told you he was freaky, baby) You didn’t believe me (Take that off) I told you I was freaky (Put this on) Girl, I do this shit weekly Lets steal my roomate’s pillow feathers And make some homemade wings Gonna fly so high, with makeshft pillow wings Girl